douchebag character, awesome actor: a continuing series
And if we start talking and then stop for ages it's not that I don't love you I just have the memory of a goldfish.
"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
The fact I didn’t even wanna buy pyjama shorts to wear at home just for me to see says a lot about my self esteem.
It literally says it might make you sweat. Just in a really fancy way. Lol
it also labels the contents as “dihydrogen monoxide”, which is just “water” in chemistry terms.
My dash needs more Samira Wiley.
repeat after me friends:
- vaginas are self-cleaning
- there is no such thing as a dirty vagina
- unless you have an infection
- in which case your vagina still isn’t dirty but you should really go see a doctor
- but yeah
- vaginas aren’t “clean” or “dirty” they’re self-cleaning acidic muscular tracts
- so fuck off
and dicks are not
dicks get nasty clean that shit